Below is my good-enough version. I'm pleased. It took me less than 10 minutes to sort and bundle up the cords and label the box. Back to the closet it goes and I get a little thrill of pleasure at having yet one more detail nailed in my house.
The only catch to this project is that you have to patiently set aside t.p. tubes and conceal them from crafty children in such a way that you remember where they are when you want them.